she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
