I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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