No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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