I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
how does that bad decision feel?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
