): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I have post one night stand depression
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