I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She tied me up with her honor cords...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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