I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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