I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize