Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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