So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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