Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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