At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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