idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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