pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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