For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
As shirtless as possible
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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