Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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