i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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