Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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