The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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