There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Nicole vs. Life
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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