He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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