Man, jail baloney is awful.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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