i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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