i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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