Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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