my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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