That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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