talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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