Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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