She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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