david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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