so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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