She announced her abortion via fbk
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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