So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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