It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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