If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Holy shit dude........stairs
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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