My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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