he wants to bone in the snuggie
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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