what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
