She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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