Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize
