when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
please come you make the beer taste better
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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