oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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