Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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