yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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