He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Vodka?
Forever.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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