Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
they're like a gay fantastic four
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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