atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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