Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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