I just saw a hot homeless man
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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