We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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