Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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