Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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