Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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