when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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