He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
There's always time for handjobs
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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