My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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