Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
my liver is dry heaving
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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