Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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