don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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